i have yet to talk to you about poop. i’ve spared you until now.
but some mornings, honest to gawd i do not know how such a foul substance can come out of a small person. like HOLEEEEE SHITTTT CHILD WHY HAVEN’T YOU LEARNED HOW TO USE THE TOILET YET SO YOU CAN ALL SPARE US AND KEEP THE AIR FRESH AND BREATHABLE. FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOOD GOOD LORD!!
and then i remember that she is only one and wishing that she could use the toilet is maybe getting a little ahead of myself. oh how i look forward to the day,
true story.
on a lighter note, i think she felt bad, because she put away all her toys before she went down for her nap.
but before she put her toys away, she did this.
i never evah said she wasn’t clever. not a-once.
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